Morshu

Morshu is a shopkeeper who sells things at his shop.

Biography
Morshu von Schmitz was born in 1947 to his parents in French-occupied Germany. At age 5, he was already trilingual, and he could speak German, French and English. He was a very bright child, and was so smart that he actually skipped middle school and went straight to high school. Around then, he began to work for his father at the then-obscure Morshu Mart (back then called Schmitz Store) and made great sales.

As smart as he was, he began to take drugs at the age of 18, after he graduated college. His father decided to give him some discipline, but ended up giving him too much - he was taken to Koridai. Being capitalist, he decided to go to Shopkeep College, where he met a man named Ushrom, before setting up a new Morshu Mart in Koridai after being there for three years. The Morshu Mart was very popular in Koridai, and in 1978 he was declared the most successful shopkeep in Koridai. It was around then that Ushrom and Morshu became business rivals. He tried to sue Ushrom, and succeeded. Then Morshu destroyed Ushrom's shop and used the shop to make another Morshu's Mart. In 1980, he married organist Ethel Smith.

However in 1989, the Hyrule Stock Market ruined his business. His stockholders lost money and began to fight against Morshu Mart. One of these stockholders was a man named Gwonam, who was King Harkinian's scribe. King Harkinian decided to declare a war on Ganon to steal his money. Ganon retaliated by kidnapping Zelda and taking over Koridai and Gamelon. Morshu, lost in all the fuss, tried to stay in business by lowering prices and refusing to give credit. Facing bankruptcy, he finally allowed his company to be purchased by HyruMart in 1994, but when the crash ended in 2000, Morshu back-stabbed HyruMart and took it over.

Since April 11, 2015, Morshu has been a shopkeeper and friend of Link, Macaulay Culkin and Butch Patrick.

Quotes

 * "Lamp oil, rope, bombs–you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees."
 * "Sorry, Link. I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, MMMM ... richer!"

Things at his shop
He has sold many things at his shop over the years.
 * Bombs
 * Rope
 * Lamp Oil

MMMMM
Mmmmm, also known as "nnnnn" is Morshu's catchphrase. When performed at full volume, it can destroy electronics and make people go deaf. In the 60's, Morshu joined Dr. Robotnik to make music in a company called Pingas MMMMusic, and they have created songs ever since.