Impa

Impa Jones (born 1921) is a 93-year-old woman who is Zelda's grandmother, as well as The King's mother-in-law.

Biography
Impa Jones was born in Hyrule to Winta Bothersome and Bob Jones in 1921. In 1950, she worked at a hospital, which would later become The Hylian Hospital, and in 1954, she helped make the Triforce of AIDS. She learned this stuff called magic in 1969, and has used some triangular iPad called the Triforce of Wisdom for information about the future, Weegee, and how to bomb Hyrule in one shot. In 1985, she misused the Triforce of AIDS, giving a bunch of Hylians AIDS, before giving the item to Bowser for safekeeping. Starting around that time, she helped Zelda.

King Harkinian
Impa thinks King Harkinian is a terrible father and hates him for neglecting Zelda. She serves the King so she can help Zelda, but she doesn't always obey him. It's also possible that she lies about the Triforce of Wisdom's predictions to make the King do dangerous things.

Gwonam
Impa was married to Gwonam for about twenty years, but now she hates him and doesn't hesitate to insult him to his face. Still, she took his side when he tried to extort the King.

Weegee
Strangely, Impa and Weegee seem fond of each other, and they have at least two children. However, they are not married and have no plans to change that.

Quotes

 * "The Triforce of Wisdom promises that the King will safely return."
 * "Don't worry, Zelda."
 * "All right, dear."
 * "Oh my!"
 * "It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower!"
 * "I'm certain he's all right."
 * "Hectan is dangerous!"
 * "My eye!"
 * "All right, dear."
 * "The King is a terrible father."
 * "I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom."

Trivia

 * She has a serious cereal allergy.
 * She invented Lolcat language, although she first named it as Catonese, in 1957.
 * She likes disco, making her a friend of Mario.
 * She appears in I.M. Gay called "You want it? It's yours" where Impa tells I.M. Meen.