Link

Link is Zelda's cousin and the hero of Koridai and Hyrule. He is also I.M. Meen's enemy.

Early life
Link was born in May 17, 1980 in Hyrule. As a child, he was known for being very mentally retarded. He flunked out of kindergarten after trying it for six years and decided to became a slave warrior instead, fighting in Hyrule.

In 1991, King Harkinian hired Link to attack Ganon and steal his rupees, beginning a long partnership. Link then met the King's young ungrateful daughter Zelda, and saved her many times. However, he failed at getting a kiss because Zelda liked being a jerk to him.

In 2005, Link decided to go back to school and enrolled in Warrior College and University of Fighting. He actually managed to graduate, probably because the general didn't want to put up with his ineptitude any longer. From there, he got a job being a YouTube Poop character, and he has been working ever since.

Personality
Link often likes raiding people's houses and often likes either trying to kiss Zelda or grabbing his stuff for a journey. He once tried to put on a strike, and succeeded, but later realized he got ripped off.

Status as Mah Boi
In October 1993, King Harkinian promoted Link to being "Mah Boi". This meant he had tenure as a warrior and a video game character. However, he began to abuse his power (e.g., punching the king in the dong) and he was finally demoted to scrub monkey in 2011. According to rumor, he might have been "Mah Boi" as early as 1989.

Face
Ganon thought Link's face was the greatest, but he wanted to make Link's face even better, in return for Link's assistance for seizing Koridai. In reality, Link has an ugly face.

Quotes

 * "Gee, it sure is boring around here."
 * "I just wonder what Ganon's up to."
 * "Great! I'll grab my stuff!"
 * "What are all those heads?"
 * "I guess I better get going."
 * "Let's go find Zelda!"
 * "Luckily, I brought my Smart Sword. It won't hurt anyone friendly, in fact, it makes them talk."
 * "That old Ganon is no match for the king."
 * "Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!"
 * "Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongoes!"
 * "What happened?"
 * "Hey Zelda, wake up!"
 * "Hey! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridiai? Check it out! It's easy! You got this map, see?"
 * "Gee, I'm so bored."
 * "Hey! Wanna see my dong?"
 * "Hey Mac, wanna go somewhere with me?"